Cody: Did you hear the one

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Did you hear the one

Bob: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?

Jim: "You mean his birth certificate being obviously forged and his birth place was actually Kenya?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean releasing 5 dangerous terrorists for a deserter?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean corruption and terrible conditions at the VA after Obama attacked Republicans for it and said he would fix all those problems?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean outing the CIA station chief in Afghanistan?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Obama saying the average family would save $2,500 on their premiums?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Obama having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Obama intentionally ignoring our immigration laws?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted to?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No the other one:.

Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5 Years"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Forcing Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not want?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 llegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al Qaeda?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies?"
Bob: "No, the other one"

Jim: "You mean Fast & Furious?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! … You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?"

Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"

>>>Uncle Bob<<<

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Commie adgenda

1. Control health care and you control the people. 2) Poverty – Increase the Poverty level as high as possible, poor people are easier to control and will not fight back if you are p...roviding everything for them to live. 3) Debt – Increase the debt to an unsustainable level. That way you are able to increase taxes, and this will produce more poverty. 4) Gun Control – Remove the ability to defend themselves from the Government. That way you are able to create a police state. 5) Welfare – Take control of every aspect of their lives (Food, Housing, and Income) 6) Education – Take control of what people read and listen to – take control of what children learn in school. 7) Religion – Remove the belief in the God from the Government and schools 8) Class Warfare – Divide the people into the wealthy and the poor. This will cause more discontent and it will be easier to take (Tax) the wealthy with the support of the poor.

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