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Thursday, April 16, 2015

New Senior citizen health care plan...

I received this from an unnamed Politician....LOL.

Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Say you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of
yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available
for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G.
...
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun (Part G) and four bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four politicians. This means, of course, that
you'll be sent to prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof
over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library,
and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need
glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney,
lungs, sex change, or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often
as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just
told you they can't afford for you to go into a home. And....you can
get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it. And now, because
you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes.
Is this a great country or what?
Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week.

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